This article received too much attention from the search engines.
On this page I outlined a dispute I had with Canon USA about a service charge.

If you found this page looking for a way to suck your Camera to a slippery surface, consider the Bogen - Manfrotto Suction Cups. They will make your tripod stick to slippery surfaces. If you were looking for a place to rant about the number one Camera Manufacturer, please find some other venue to vent steam. Canon is a great company and does not suck. I guess sometimes one has to admit defeat and just suck it up.

I am also going to turn comments off for this node.